An RPG about Murder
Source: Grant Howitt
Once upon a time, there was a kind and wise and beautiful witch who lived in the forest with her familiars, and her life was peaceful and happy until a FUCKING WITCH-HUNTER broke into her cottage and dragged her our and FUCKING MURDERED HER and now she’s DEAD. But if you get revenge and kill him and bring his EYES to her corpse within a week she’ll come back to life. Or so you’ve heard. Even if it doesn’t work, at least he’s dead. The Witch-Hunter has retreated to the village, the FUCKING COWARD. Get him.
You are a cute woodland animal.
You have four traits:
- CLEVER (understand/interact with humans)
- FIERCE (scare, drag, push, carry, bite, scratch)
- SLY (sneak, steal, hide)
- QUICK (outpace, climb, evade)
Roll a d10 to see what you are.
dice: [[The Witch Is Dead#^animal|^animal]]
| Animal | Clever | Fierce | Sly | Quick |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fox | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
| Cat | 0 | 1 | 3 | 2 |
| Toad | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| Spider | 2 | 0 | 3 | 1 |
| Owl | 3 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Hare | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
| Magpie | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Crow | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
| Dog | 1 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| Rat | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 |
| ^animal |
Your witch taught you a spell (d10).
dice: [[The Witch Is Dead#^spell|^spell]]
| Spell |
|---|
| Unseen hand |
| Conjure light |
| Speak human |
| Lock/unlock, open/close |
| Conjure dinner |
| Make flame |
| Tidy, clean, and mend |
| Plant Growth |
| Distract/Confuse |
| Make a book read itself aloud |
| ^spell |
When you try to do something, roll a D10 and add your most relevant trait. The GM tells you what number you need to equal or beat. If the task is dangerous, you gain a point of DANGER if you fail. If you ever roll equal to or under your DANGER, you’re in serious trouble—dead, trapped, lost, or captured.
USING MAGIC IS ALWAYS DANGEROUS.
The GM’s characters don’t use dice; they force you to roll them.
Remember: Most tasks that are normal to humans are really difficult for animals, unless they’re broken down into smaller steps: remember, you don’t have opposable thumbs, and all you know of the human world is what the witch taught you. You can talk to other animals of the same or similar species. (You can lower your danger by solving, or running away from, your problems.)
The village is (roll twice):
dice: 2d[[The Witch Is Dead#^village|^village]]
| Trait |
|---|
| Under the thumb of the baron |
| Filled with cheery gnomes |
| Controlled by a creepy cult |
| Devoutly religious |
| Incredibly superstitious |
| At war with forest tribes |
| Built around a wizard college |
| Full of hardy mining folk |
| Shady and dangerous |
| Oppressively perfect |
| ^village |
The witch-hunter is (roll once):
dice: [[The Witch Is Dead#^hunter|^hunter]]
| Trait |
|---|
| Armed and tough |
| Wizened and wise |
| Drunk and violent |
| Pious and aggressive |
| Guarded and cowardly |
| Magical and jealous |
| Clever and cruel |
| Duplicitous and hidden |
| Jolly and well-meaning |
| Headstrong and wild |
| ^hunter |
But here’s the twist
GM: Roll, but keep it a secret.
dice: [[The Witch Is Dead#^twist|^twist]]
| Twist |
|---|
| The village folk are in on it |
| A rival witch set her up |
| The Witch-Hunter didn’t do it |
| The Witch-Hunter is waiting for you |
| The village folk are having a festival |
| The Witch-Hunter died, and is being buried |
| There are two (rival) Witch-Hunters in the village |
| The village is abandoned |
| The Witch-Hunter has dragged a suspect up for interrogation |
| The village folk hate the Witch-Hunter |
| ^twist |
Task ratings
| Rating | Difficulty |
|---|---|
| 6 | Simple |
| 7 | Basic |
| 8 | Challenging |
| 9 | Difficult |
| 10 | Near-impossible |
| ^rating |